If I...A Hunter's Poem

If I were a Smoker I'd wrap you up with all my tongues, taking the breath right outta your lungs
If I were a Witch I'd tear your clothes away quickly,  listening to your soft cries of  ''oh Gr!3f please strip me~''


If I were a Spitter I'd cover you from head to toe with my juices and after all the fun is had lick at your many bruises
If I were a Tank I'd overpower you daily, not really caring that I'm acting rather gaily


If I were a Jockey I'd let you climb on top of me taking note of every sound you make as you're riding me
If I were a Boomer I'd explode but just for you, a simple sign to let you know there's nothing I won't do


If I were a human I'd seek to nurture you, even if it means that I would be your food
If I was not infected I'd remember your real name and carve both of them into that tree I like to maim
If I could stp the infection you know that it would be, to gaze into your true eyes for all eternity


If I could make all this come true I'd do it all in a heartbeat, just for me and you.